Freedom Fighter or Dark Lord?

Conrad Black wants to be Canadian again
- CBC News

Seriously Connie? You want back into Canada now? What could the bridle path baron possibly desire in our small backwards country-across-the-pond when he's already the Baron of Crossharbour in the land of spotted dick and the Lord of looting and racketeering in the USofA? Perhaps it's the legitimate fear that, if he doesn't act now, his felony conviction will keep him on the wrong side of our iron curtain of unarmed border guards... that is if they don't decide walk off the job again.

Well at least the disposed media baron still knows how to get the message out. "Hrmm... let me see... CBC, CTV, CHCH... ooh TVO! That one's popular with the average joe, isn't it?"

And speaking of average joes... isn't it nice of him to "go through the normal channels like everyone else" in his quest for citizenship. Frankly I'm surprised he didn't ride into Queens Park on a fire breathing unicorn demanding his citizenship on a golden scroll. Bless you Lord Tubby for giving us little people your (albeit inedible) table scraps.

All praise to Canada's soon-to-be freedom fighter - Lord Conrad 'che' Black. Hasta la victoria siempre!